my favourite words (some may be just imaginary)

Ah words.
Awesome aren't they.
Although some are a smidge more awesome than others.
Hence the post.
Where I list words.
Kind of like a dictionary.
But only if a dictionary held nothing but !!!AWESOME!!! words.
Although awesome is actually in the dictionary.
Bugger.

Ah but i ramble.
Let the listing commence.

Mimsy - A lovely magical sounding word, although its just another way of saying vagina.  They made a film called 'the last mimsy' oh how i giggled. It has nothing to do with womens undercarriage, madness.

Fluffer - Awww sounds so nice. It isn't though, it's someone who gets the guy erect in a porn shoot. Although it could be someone who fluffs up pillows.

Spangled - Something thats all shiny and pretty and nice, or something spattered with spunk. Hmmmmm, spunk, may add that later.

Discombobulation - A felling of confusion and generaly sminginess (see later on in list), like you know where and what you are but you dont know how and feel like being sick. This normally follows heavy drinking and or being kicked in the bollocks (also see later in list).

Sminginess - Kind of like feeling as though your covered in a thin film of ick. "One feels a mite smingy this morning carruthers" "Ah sir, one always experiences a feeling of sminginess after what you did last night"

Tube - A cylinder with a whacking great hole down the length of it, also a person displaying many signs of being an utter bell-end.

Spunk - A term for man gravy commonly and most hilariously used very wrongly by australians and amaericans. "my for a ten year old she sure is full of spunk".

Bollocks - A word used to describe the dangly and squishy objects, normally found in between the legs of male mammals, although not exclusively. Can also be used  to describe breasts, "wow did you see the top-bollocks on her". Something thats great, "that chinky was the bollocks, those spring rolls were crispy as fuck". Or something that shit, "Did you read that blog where some tube listed his favourite words, it was utter bollocks".

I cannot be bothered writing any more at the moment as its half six in the morning and I have yet to take a trip to kipton on the wolds (I mean go to sleep, just in case you stumbled here by accident while looking for badger porn, you fucking pervert), night. 

I may continue this later though.